Things I Really Want To Do But Probably Never Will

1. Bite the dentist when he pokes me with that awful metal spike thing.

2. Be a patient in an episode of House.

3. Lick something metal outside during the winter.

4. Be a patient that survives in an episode of House.

5. Get married in Las Vegas by an Elvis impersonator.

6. Ruin a really expensive dress by wearing it while swimming in a fountain.

7. Finish every book on my reading list. (It's currently four pages long.)

8. Visit every famous art museum in the world.

9. Kiss Josh Groban. Only on the cheek of course.

10. Write a novel that sells really, really well.

11. Go bear hunting.

12. Eat my weight in macaroni and cheese.

13. Learn to play chop sticks on the piano.

14. Paint my bedroom ceiling orange.

15. Spend 3 consecutive hours in the shower.

16. Watch the Cowboys win the superbowl. And actually be there.

17. Be a posh New York professional worker lady. Who wears really nice clothes all the time.